W.C. Fields spoke the immortal words of the title of this article to his on-screen nemesis Baby Leroy in the 1930’s. The American Voters will soon give Mike Pence the very same message as he continues inserting himself into the discussion for the upcoming Presidential election.
Prior to 2017, Pence distinguished himself as a reliable conservative in the state house as well as in the governor’s mansion of the state of Indiana. But, in 2017, the Peter Principle took over and the Mike Pence who used to be a reliable conservative is not even a shell of the man he used to be! In fact, THAT Mike Pence has not been seen or heard from since that time. In his place, we have a mealy-mouthed, disloyal, sanctimonious doppelgänger.
This poor imitation of the man Pence used to be is now polluting the airwaves and the Republican candidacy for President in the upcoming election! What used to be an inspiring look of courage and determination in the face of all liberal opposition is now the repulsive look of cowardice and duplicity. To make matters worse, Pence is so tone-deaf and embarrassingly stupid as to think that a single self-respecting conservative Republican would ever look at him twice. Turncoat Pence needs to move on down the road and make himself comfortable in his new home among the Democrat party! After all, they have a place of honor permanently reserved for him as one of their most useful idiots in modern times! Or better yet, Pence just needs to go away and quit bothering us!